I know a girl from Baltimore

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stolen from http://id.ctch.net/~gkuhn/shoot_foot.php 370 JCL: You send your foot down to MIS and include a 400-page document explaining exactly how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep- fried. Access: You try to point the gun at your foot, but it shoots holes in all your Borland distribution diskettes instead. Ada: After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the wrong type. Algol: You shoot yourself in the foot with a musket. The musket is aesthetically fascinating, and the wound baffles the adolescent medic in the emergency room. APL: You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters. Apple: We'll let you shoot yourself, but it'll cost you a bundle. Arc Macro Language: You create a gun polygon and a bullet polygon. &Then &you ...

michael moore called Bush a "ficitious president" on LIVE television! Michael, you kick major ass, way to go! :-) The people who booed him are just hollywood pretty faces who don't follow ONE LICK of what real people go thru, so FUCK THEM. Too bad America is founded on censorship, because I doubt zoe will be able to see it, as it will no doubt be cut out by bush's cronies. Bush is a ficitious president and Donny Rumsfeld is a fucking joke. He didn't even know about the ambush til he was told on face the nation this morning. That is inexusable, he shouldn't be relying on the news. This is a fucking embarrassment. I believe jason said it best, "There are planes and helipcopters crashing into each other, the news media keeps accidentally giving away a little too much information...great job Bush. You've lost lives in your careless, jingoistic war." I am disgusted...yet overjoyed...GO MICHAEL MOORE! Props on the Oscar win!

Didn't I alreay do this? No, wait, that was 100 things about me, this is 100 questions... I've never done one of these, but here we are... 1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie. 2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? no. 3. Have you ever written a song? no, I haven't. maybe I should... 4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Depends, I may have quarters lying somewhere around my room... 5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Too many times... 6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? One word: WHY?! 7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Hell yes, I'll put ketchup on anything! Especially scrambled eggs! 8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No, but I can do something else that is special with my tongue. 9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? No, those things are stupid...except for the cookies. 10. Have you ever broken a mirror? Yes. Via :zoe: for the other 90, click below.