Wednesday, December 31, 2008

happy new year

just wishing u all a happy new year. This message sent from my vzw blackberry

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Nickelback Sucks

Have you ever noticed that every single one of their songs sounds exactly the same? I heard 'Gotta be Somebody' on XM 22 just now and apparently it is one of their new songs but I swear it sounds like something from their first album. Fuck Chad Kroeger. No wonder clubs make him stand in line like everybody else.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Ugly as fuck

I met this girl at The Greene Turtle last night and she was ugly as fuck. Like I swear I thought she was a man.

Sick and tired

I don't know about you, but I'm pissed everybody has stopped complaining about gas prices. They are still too high!  They think they can raise prices to an obscene amount for years, then drop them really fast in the span of 6 months and people will be all fantabulous and giddy. Fuck that. Gas prices are still too high. Stop trying to pretend like you don't remember when it was 99 cents per gallon. It's a $1.67/gallon here and it's still way too much!


I have the best girlfriend ever.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Ooooh Waffles!

Okay enough political bloggings. It's getting old fast. Let's just build a city instead. I already took the liberty and built it. Every visit to the page will make the population grow faster!

Yes, I'm that bored.

Wait a minute, these aren't waffles. These are just square pancakes.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Verizon officially debuts RIM BlackBerry Storm

Research In Motion and Verizon Wireless officially announce the first touch-screen BlackBerry, the Storm. A specific release date and pricing were not announced, but Verizon said the Storm would be out by the holiday season with "competitive" pricing.

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Sunday, October 5, 2008

McCain Didn't Think Osama Bin Laden Was A Bad Guy In 1998!!

Entry showing that John McCain questioned whether Osama bin Laden was a bad guy in September 1998, right after the August 7th, 1998 bombings of the U.S. embassies in Africa by Osama bin Laden's Al Qaeda.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

My thoughts on the $700 billion bailouts.

What. The. FUCK?!

Since when is it the american tax payer's responsibility to bail out the stupid decisions of a PRIVATE corporation? Those banks didn't ask me if there customer should get that loan or that mortgage, so why do I have to pay? And I will. And my children, and my grandchildren, if the Bush Company actually shell out 700 billion. McCain wants to increase it to 1.2 TRILLION. That's 1,200 billion, if you are mathmatically challenged like me. That's bullshit. If McCain is elected this country will be unrecognizeable. Bush has destroyed the constitution. McCain will be more of the same. And don't be fooled by Sarah Palin. She doesn't even know what the vice president does! She said it herself.

Okay enough of that. Fuck the bailouts. Call it business darwinism. Make a stupid mistake, extend too much credit, then you go out of business. Take some personal responsiblity for your own companies failed policies.

An update I suppose.

Okay, so I guess I should update you on my life...I've been the manager of my own verizon store since March of this year. And just a month ago, I found the most awesome woman ever. So yeah. But I have loads of credit card debt. But so does the whole country. So who gives a rats ass. I still need to buy a new couch. Plus I really want a Voyager.

Friday, September 19, 2008

When did Bush and McCain turn socialist?

What the hell is wrong with this country? Why must this country bail out failed companies. Those companies failed due to POOR BUSINESS PRACTICES. Let capitalism rule and let these companies tank. This is bullshit. We're officially a socialist country now. Thanks Bush.

It's funny, the country won't bailout a homeowner who defaults on a shaddy home loan, but when corporations are at stake, we'll just throw money at those corporations like their fucking strippers at the Hustler club.

This country is fucking socialist. Fuck the bailouts.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Sarah Palin wants to succeed from the Union

She actively supported Alaskan efforts to succeed from the Union. If you don't understand those words, she basically helped Alaska try to become it's own country.

So we have someone running to be a Vice President of the USA, who really did not want to be a part of the USA. Don't believe me? Watch this video, and listen to her own words.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Sarah Palin Chronicals: Sexy Bimbo Dolls

Just to prove that she is really just a stupid bimbo woman, she has now has a sexy doll. This is potentially your Vice President, America. Wake the fuck up, don't elect this bimbo.

Monday, September 1, 2008

New master switch found in brain that regulates appetite

Body weight and fertility have long known to be related to each other women who are too thin, for example, can have trouble becoming pregnant. Now, a master switch has been found in the brain of mice that controls both, and researchers at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies say it may work the same way in humans.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Casting Mike Tyson's Punch Out

Ever wondered who would play the roles in a movie version of the video game Mike Tyson's Punch Out?

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Friday, August 22, 2008

What's wrong this again?

Everybody keeps telling me that Russia invaded Georgia and how wrong it is that they did that. What's the big deal? They only invaded a sovereign nation with hopes of being an occupying force..didn't the USA do this with Iraq. What's the matter here? We sure set a good example for Russia to follow. I wonder if Putin or Bush actually wrote down some blueprints for other countries to follow down this road... I'm sure they would be most appreciated.

Monday, August 18, 2008


This really works. Login to your gmail account and search for "MSNBC" in your spam folder.

My favorites:
"Madonna's former home destroyed by Jesus!"
"John McCain eats a bug!"
"One hot white chick injured in Tsunami disaster!"

This is gold.

Spam doesn't always suck.

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Friday, August 15, 2008

Bush pastor RIPS McCain over Sturgis, backs Obama

The pastor that presided over Jenna Bush's wedding and is considered a close confidant of the president absolutely hammers John McCain on family values.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

Tuesday, July 8, 2008


I guess he feels guilty and scared about the acts of atrocity he has committed... I mean, seriously, if what he did was right and just, why the need to pardon yourself?

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2 Girls 1 Cup: Stewie Griffin's reaction

Watch what happens when Stewie Griffin watch's "2 Girls 1 Cup".... instant classic

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Keep track of your dog with your bluetooth

What you need:
Bluetooth capable verizon phone w/ chaperone
Arm pouch case
Stereo bluetooth headset

Activate the bluetooth on the cell phone, and secure it in the arm pouch case and attach the case to your dog's leg.

Then activate the bluetooth headset, turn on auto answer, and secure to your dog's head.

Call your friendly neighborhood verizon wireless store and activate chaperone.

Now whenever you call your dog, the headset will automatically answer the call, and with chaperone, you'll always know where your dog is, and never lose your dog.

The first to put this to work gets a free pizza.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008


History in the making.


I love my country.

Barack Obama for President.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Three Women With Sand in Their Vaginas

The first one is Harriet Christian from Manhattan. You don't see it, but she's actually waving around a bottle of Scotch.

Now here's a blonde from Florida who's clearly laid out in the sun too damn long:

And finally, here's a California "democrat" who flew to Florida to showcase her excellent selection of lapel pins.

She has some nerve...

How the hell did I get on Hillary Clinton's email list?

This is a sick, sick, joke if anybody did this.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

2012: The Year The Internet Ends

We need to stop this before it even gets started. Apparently all the ISPs are illegally colluding with each other to put an end to net-neutrality in 4 years. This is illegal and they must be stopped.

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Back with Verizon

I finally left T-Mobile. I now have a Verizon employee plan. It's sweet. You have no idea.

Monday, May 26, 2008

This lady needs to be shot

This stupid bitch (her name is Liz Trotter) goes on tv and tries to speak her mind, but then goes on an encourages a violent act on Barack Obama? She is not allowed to say that. That's not part of freedom of speech.

Something should happen to her, just to see how she likes it.

Watch the video first.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Obama leads McCain in latest poll

Ready for change, anybody?

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama has opened an 8-point national lead on Republican John McCain as the U.S. presidential rivals turn their focus to a general election race, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.

Obama, who was tied with McCain in a hypothetical head-to-head match up last month, moved to a 48 percent to 40 percent lead over the Arizona senator in May as he took command of his gruelling Democratic presidential duel with rival Hillary Clinton. Read on!

John McClain's goin' down.

Monday, May 19, 2008

What's the matter, Sweetie?

What is all the uproar over the word "Sweetie"? Seriously, why did Barack Obama have to apologize for using that word? It's not a bad word. It's actually a compliment.

In case you missed the moment, watch it on YouTube:

'Sweetie' is not a bad word. It's a freakin' compliment.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Clinton supporters voting for McCain

This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You say you want change in the white house, but because your candidate does not get the nomination you say "TO HELL WITH CHANGE, 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH POLICIES!!"

Any democrat that votes for John McCain in the general election might as well officially switch their party to republican. That's fucking despicable.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Oops! My bad!

7.8 earthquake in China. But why is this article originating from San Francisco? Jesus that city is a whore for earthquakes. Okay we get it. We know you've had earthquakes. It's not you this time. Not everything is about you.

Anyhoo, how's the weather out there Ollie?

It always amazes me.

Why do people always buy phones that they have no understanding of? People who buy PDAs and don't understand everything it can do are poser fucks.

Another baffleing question I always have to answer... why is a data plan required to use a blackberry on verizon? Because it's cheaper that way. If you use the phone the way it's designed, and you pay per use, you'll pay out the ass in overage fees. It's for your protection, now get back in line, fucker! If you just want a calendar, get a fucking enV.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Banned! Musical Instrument "causes insanity"

Benjamin Franklin invented an instrument that causes insanity, well 18th century insanity. I'm sure insanity standards have changed since then. There's a video too, go watch it. I don't wanna put it here, because I just don't wanna.

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

I'm not mexican, but today is a day to celebrate! Well it may be just another day to drink, but you have to wonder... If Mexico did not defeat the French in the battle of puebla, the French could have ruled Mexico, given aid to the confederate army, which in turn could have altered the course of our civil war, which was happening at the same time... so never forget the battle of puebla, and if your lawn is getting mowed today, go outside and offer them a coke.

Maybe this is just another excuse for Bozzy to party.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

I donated to Microsoft!

Yes, yes I finally bought an XBOX 360. And I got 13 months of XBOX LIVE.

John McPain admits US invaded Iraq for oil

“I will have an energy policy which will eliminate our dependence on oil from Middle East that will then prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the middle east.”

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Wake up and smell the bullshit

The republicans and most importantly John McCain want to help Hillary Clinton attack Obama, because they would love to face to Hillary in November! What--and I really mean who-- is the one thing that unites all republicans! Why that's the Clintons!

Wake up you fucking idiots. Fuck you PA.

And to those whiny fucks in Michigan and Florida? You had your chance. You knew the rules. You broke those rules. Shut the fuck up. You guys caused your votes to not be counted. Fuck off.

25% of PA residents are racist fucks

About one in five Pennsylvania voters said the race of the candidates was among the top factors in deciding how to vote, according to exit polls, and white voters who cited race supported Clinton over Obama by a 3-to-1 margin.


Sweet! I got subpoenaed!

So if I failed to tell you, a few weeks ago they caught the fools who robbed burgled my store. Two 16 year olds. They got caught because they are stupid and broke into a Koons dealership and drove a car thru the glass window and thus taking it. Well, that got them caught. And they had the phones in the car. Fucking idiots.

So I have to go to the arraignment for them. But did they make it easy for me...noooooooooooo! I have to go on May 6th and May 13th because they have to have separate arraignments. Stupid fair trial bullshit.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Hey, this is gonna sound awkward, but...

I've been asked by my good friend, Sen. John McCain, to help him find something. Now, now, don't jump to any conclusions. He's just lost the TV remote. I've gotta go find it.

Stay white here, be right black.

Hillary has just said "Don't vote for me"

You saw it here first. Hillary Clinton has just formally announced that she does not want anybody to vote for her. She understands that the nature of politics is for people to get out the vote, attend caucuses, but she has come to realization that this philosophy just isn't for her. Let's sum it up again. Hillary Clinton: I don't want you to vote for me.

Watch now:

What 8 Years of Bush and Cheney Have Done to the U.S Economy

This should be the only time that Bush and responsible spending should be used in the same sentence. He runs for President saying he's gonna decrease the size of our government, and thus, cut taxes. Okay, well he cut taxes. But he increased the spending. Spending money we don't have. Go take a basic budgeting class, Mr. President.

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400 children removed from polygamist compound

Stupid mormon cults.

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Kids' Book About Tummy Tucks, Nose Jobs

If you're a mother and thinking about plastic surgery, pick up this book, it'll help you tell your child what to think!

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Imelda May

the 21st century\'s billie holliday

I think I've found a new obession and it's the Dublin-born Imelda May. I just can't get enough of her style. It's so fresh, yet at the same, so retro. You could say that she's the 21st Century's Billie Holliday. Check out her MySpace and listen to her tunes.

Dinosaur Rap

I just feeling about rapping about dinosaurs...

Friday, April 11, 2008

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Make your own McCain logo


Go ahead and get creative. Post your creation in the comments.

15-Year-Old McDonald's Fry Sold on EBay

God damn pack-rats! You guys will kill us all.

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The Troops Support Obama

As if it comes to a big surprise the troops prefer Barack Obama as the next President of the United States of America.

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Documents prove FBI spying tracks emails, cell phones, IMs

Don't you love the republican party of small government?

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been routinely monitoring the e-mails, instant messages and cell phone calls of suspects across the United States -- and has done so, in many cases, without the approval of a court. The FBI has also been spying for the Pentagon on American soil.

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Monday, April 7, 2008

Saturday, April 5, 2008

The dreaded "Friend Zone"

Why in the hell do you choose to be with guys who you hate when all you wind up doing is spending time with your best friend, whom you consider "like a brother" and whom you "can tell him anything"? Why don't you just be with that friend? I really don't give a shit about stupid relationship with your borderline abusive boyfriend and why the hell would I want to be your friend if I am stuck in The Friend Zone and have no chance of getting laid?

Women are fucking stupid. When I guy meets a girl, he wants to be friends with her, then fuck her... but with women, as soon as you become a friend, you are a just a friend, and then she goes out and grabs any random guy to fuck.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

It's not capitalism, it's corporatism.

It's not capitalism when companies make bonehead moves and then the Fed comes in and bails them out. That's corporatism.


Monday, March 31, 2008

Why do people steal?

I came into work today to find that my store had been broken into for the second time in 3 months. Why? Let's excuse the obvious fact that it's pointless to steal a CDMA phone, since all I have to do is report it stolen and it's just a fancy paperweight.. but why do people steal? Can't people just get a fucking job and go out and buy what they want. Fucking crackhead hood rats. Don't give me this shit how society is against them, that they need to do this to feed themselves or their welfare children. That's bullshit. Get a fucking job.

President Bush Booed.


Sunday, March 30, 2008

Obama has 10-point lead over Clinton -- largest this year

Latest Gallop poll: Obama 52% - Hillary 42%

It's over.

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Mr. T brought boy out of coma

"Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help."

Not sure what prompted doctors to beg Mr. T, but I guess he pitted the fool out of the coma.

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Mr. T brings boy out of a coma

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Who To Vote For... Obama Cousin To Pitt; Clinton To Jolie

Obama is related to several US Presidents, and can also throw in VP Dick Cheney and General Robert E. Lee.

Sweet Jesus.

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Chuck Hagel: Obama Can Unite Us!

Sen. Chuck Hagel (R) has all but endorsed Obama. Saying he's the only candidate to unite the country. He will probably wind up endorsing Obama, and join the other republicans who have done so, because as Barack has said, there's no red states, blue states, it's the United States of America.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Links for Today

We all know a few sites that are meaningless,,, and of course this site... but here's a few more...

All these links are safe for work. - Yes, you guessed it, it's just pictures of things that might go quack. - A movie wasn't enough, now there is a website about purple. - If you forget if it's Tuesday or not. I'm gonna check back tomorrow to see if it says "Yes". - a stupid button game. - Your guess is as good as mine.

and lastly, my favorite of the bunch: -- Go ahead, try to get him to sit.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The US is Choking on Debt

There is a marked difference between economic growth and debt-induced demand. Instead of letting the market take its medicine and enter recession in 2001, the powers that be injected fiscal and monetary drugs to dull the pain and induce stock gains.

Yeah, and I say... so what? We're still alive and kicking. That's all that matters. Money isn't important. Who gives a shit about debt.

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But check out this chart. The national debt has risen under republican presidents, not democratic presidents....not like it matters much.
national debt

Now tell me why democrats are bigger spenders than republicans? Just for the sake of argument...

It's okay to lie.

If it's your resume.

Sweet! Thanks, CNN.

Your Easter Moment of Zen

The owner of some blog got a PowerBook and an XBox stolen by some redbeck kid... so what's a guy to do when the police don't do anything? Post all the information you can on the punk kid that robbed you. Phone numbers, pictures, post the URL to his myspace, etc.

So here is your Easter 2008 Moment of Zen...



Here's more info if you are curious...

Friday, March 21, 2008

Crazy Ron Paul

Watch this hilarious video.

Rev. Wright: White House Guest of Clinton

Barack Obama is guilty by association because he knows Rev. Wright (who I just proved isn't even racist)? Rev. Wright was invited to the White House by Bill Clinton, and yes, Hillary was there too. So Hillary is in no higher position than Barack.

BUT WAIT! There's more! John McCain has associated with Rev. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, John Hagge, the list goes on. So nobody has room to fucking brag.

The point? Shut the fuck up and talk about how to end the war in Iraq.

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CNN, MSNBC LIED! see Rev. Wright's '9/11' comment in context

Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC are all fucking liars. They took Rev Wright out of context. He's no racist. He was actually quoting a white ambassador.

For shame on big media. For shame.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

MIKE HUCKABEE Defends Obama, & Rev. Wright!

"he made the point, and I think it's a valid one, that you can't hold the candidate responsible for everything that people around him may say or do. You just can't -- whether it's me, whether it's Obama, anybody else." --Mike Huckabee

Couldn't have said it better, Mr. Bee.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Business owners want officer reinstated.

Remember the Baltimore cop awhile back who got filmed abusing a teenager who was skateboarding in the inner harbor of Baltimore? Well, business owners want him reinstated.

He had every right to yell at the kids to stop. He had every right to call their parents. He still didn't have any right to body-slam somebody half his size. Police officers are taught equal force, but this officer obviously didn't get the fucking memo. I know Julia and Empyrean would agree on this.

It's over! 700MHz spectrum auction tops $19.5 billion

Oh I cannot wait to see if Google won this. If they did it'll change the face of the cell phone industry as well as the wireless internet industry. Intriguing. But I bet at&t or Verizon outbid them.

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Merril Bainbridge - Mouth

I heard this song on the radio a few nights ago and it instantly took me back to the mid 90s. I guess that's a good thing. I love this song. Well, here's the video:

Monday, March 17, 2008

Comments are open

Just and FYI... you do not need to register, but you can, if you comment a lot and get tired of typing all your info every time. Just scroll to the bottom of the sidebar and click the 'register' link... or 'login' link if you already registered before. And if you posted to the forum, you can use that login.

Thanks. Continue eating your guacamole.

Tracy Morgan on SNL Weekend Update

You have to watch this.

Oh yeah.

I got promoted.

I'm awesome.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Just so you know.

Scientology is NOT a religion. It's a business. Glad we're clear. Don't want anybody claiming otherwise.

Friday, March 14, 2008

You know, it's quite funny.

I love how some people are gonna highlight the fact that Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein, and then call him a racist. The hypocrisy is astounding.


We finally got the Voyager in stock. Yippee.

It's a been pretty warm lately. Winter's almost over. Not like it was really that cold this year and we got a whopping 4 inches of snow all season, but I am ready for the warmer weather. Remember, I work in a mall and the summer brings out all the scantily clad females!!!

Oh yeah, I have the T-Mobile Dash now. My Motorola v195 snapped in half a week ago, and my friend gave me his old phone (a Dash in good condition) for a nominal price. Cool. I still can't wait til Dec 10th to switch to Verizon.

I gotta go!

In the middle east.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Mambo #5

I'm going to apologize in advance...

FOXNews Lists Why Spying on 300 Million People is Worth It

The spying is for our protection! Yeah, right.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." -Benjamin Franklin

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Fucking daylight savings time.

So last night I was doing what you all expect I do everynight... fiddling around with my blog. It was around 2am and I was thinking about finally getting some rest when I looked at the clock one more time and it said it was 3:17am. I instantly thought I lost time, and it wasn't until I went into another room and noticed the other clocks that changed. This is bullshit.

Daylight savings time is a crock of shit designed because politicians in Washington have too much time and don't know how to spend their nights when their days are spent accusing baseball players of using steroids.

It'll be on time, we swear

duke nukemThis isn't exactly news, it's from December, but I just saw it, and since I have no life and spend way too much online and see everything, chances are a few other people didn't see it as anyway, it's been a year since I posted about this, but can it really be true? Is Duke Nukem Forever really about to be released? I've been waiting for this since I was still in high school.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

The Big Lebowski: The Fucking Short Version!

The Wicked Witch of the West

I'm sorry, but it's so uncanny I just had to.

Barack Obama will be the democratic nominee, because he's more in tune to the issues people care about than Hillary Clinton is... that and he's a man. I just don't think America is ready for a Woman President.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Giant Tree Tomato

I saw an infomercial on the tv last night for this. It almost makes me wish I didn't live in an apartment.

Amazing Super-Species Looks Like A Fruit Tree
Produces Bushels of Tomato Clusters Summer to Fall Basket after basket of juicy mouthwatering beauties up to 2 pounds each... so delicious, so succulent, just one sliced up tree tomato covers an entire slice of bread! A super-growing tree that z-o-o-m-s high as a man IN JUST 3 MONTHS!

A New Crop Of Farm-Fresh Tomatoes Each Week
Yours To Feast On For About A Penny A Piece! A living tomato factory so desperate to produce that for every tomato you pick one week, two more seem to jump forth to take its place. Grow In Yard As A Garden Wonder...Or As A Patio Showpiece! Non-Stop Fruit All Season Long! Supplies Are Limited - Make Sure You Do Not Miss Out - ACT NOW!

Friday, February 29, 2008

Everybody should wear a flag pin... except me.

If you're gonna criticize someone for not wearing a flag pin, please remember to wear one yourself.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

What's this about Joe's daughter?

I received an interesting email from Walt Stoneburner who apparently thinks my name is Joe or John Bozzay. Read on...

Joe / John,

Marcus and I are going over his tasks this evening, and it is very apparent to me that we've got more on his plate than one person can realistically handle.

The developers are clearly swamped in last minute fixes, and I'm personally concerned we don't have enough face time in testing.

It is not enough to just take 30 minutes a day to test. It is fantasy to expect to test the software into a state of repair -- developers need to fix stuff, and they can't do that if they are testing. And they can't test if they are fixing.

Joe's daughter is a very good, parallel, solution. Can we get her in, interview her, and move on it quickly?

As in tomorrow.

Marcus and/or I can task her so that both Marcus and her are completely engaged in testing.

We have three tracks: the demo path, the bugs in TRAC, and documented tests.

Marcus being the sole bottle neck for the last two won't work, because the developers are fixing things faster than is testable.


The 5th and 6th sentences are intriguing. He's calling Joe's daughter "a very good, parallel, solution". I'm not really sure how being parallel could be a solution, I think he just wants to nail her. Possibly involve himself with this Marcus character in a menage-a-trois...

Well I'll let you all dissect this further, but I will say it's nice to see how thoughtful this Walt Stoneburner fellow is.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Attention ladies... if you are 21+, cute, have an outgoing personality, and wanna make some extra money in your spare time, let me know. Thank you for your time.

Super what?

If Barack Obama wins the most pledged delegates (I.E. The Will of the People) and super delegates decide the election and give Hillary Clinton the edge, then you can fairly say that it was Hillary Clinton who singlehandedly destroyed the democratic party and our nation.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Verizon offers Unlimited Everything

Starting on Tuesday the 19th, Verizon will offer an unlimited everything $99/month plan. Sound like a lot of money? Look at the prices of the other carriers, most notably at&t and Sprint. Much cheaper!

Sweet deal.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Holy Crap

How the fuck did it take me this long to see The Notebook? Best love story ever.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Monday, February 4, 2008

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Last day to smoke in MD bars

This is yet another excuse of the government coming and telling people how to do business. The government is so out of place. Let's just leave this up to BUSINESS OWNERS. It's their bar. Fucking fascists.

The ban will mean that patrons won't be allowed to light up in any indoor areas of bars or private clubs such as the American Legion as long as employees are present.

Do you want to know more?

Monday, January 28, 2008

How to send killer insects back to hell

I camped out on the couch all yesterday watching TV. Mostly SciFi, although I did pop in the Death Proof dvd, but yeah, mostly SciFi. I think SciFi had some kind of killer marathon or theme yesterday. In the morning they showed a movie about killer yellowjackets. In the afternoon, it was killer locosts, and in the evening it was killer soldier ants! What is my point? If you find yourself up against these impeccable odds, just remember to grab your flame thrower. All three of these killer insects from hell can be put down with a simple flame thrower. It's that simple; now stop making these movies... but if you do, you know I'll watch them.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Giant Asteroid Expected to Affect Earth in 6 Days

This is serious. No, it probably won't hit the Earth directly but there is a good chance that is negatively charged which would disrupt the Earth's electromagnetic field and cause freakish Lightning storms, massive earthquakes, and volcanic activity! 6 days from now! January 30th! Mark your calendar!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Big Giant Monsters

No this isn't about Michael Strahan or Eli Manning or the rest of those fucking Giants. This is about Cloverfield, which I saw the other night and actually quite enjoyed. While it may be just another 'Godzilla' or 'King Kong' flick, it's unique way of storytelling kept me enthralled throughout the whole picture. Way to go JJ Abrams. Go back to Japan. I want a sequel.

Oh noe he didunt!

Mitt Romney defaces the american flag.

No, he didn't burn it, but Mitt Romney did write his name on it.


To make matters worse for the Republicans, Mike Huckabee decided that he was gonna go all out and do a book signing for the Holy Bible! You can't take credit for that, Mike!


Verizon announces the Samsung u940

Verizon has officially announced the Samsung u940, a smart phone with a 2.78 inch touch screen and a 5-megapixel camera.


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Brad Renfro Dead At 25

That's right. It's sad. He was allegedly drinking with friends the night before. So to honor is death, sometime tomorrow, hopefully at the same time, drink some beer, rent "Herschel Hopper: New York Rabbit", and attempt to buy heroin from an undercover cop.

RIP Brad Renfro.

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Tom Cruise babbles about scientology

Diane Keaton has balls

This morning on "Good Morning America" while Diane Sawyer was interviewing her about having lips like her, Diane Keaton says "then I'd have to work on my fucking personality".

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NBC News fights judge's order to include Kucinich in debate

MSNBC told Dennis Kucinich he could participate in the debate before the Nevada primary election, then they said he couldn't. Dennis and a Nevada Supreme Court Judge disagreed with MSNBC, and now he can participate. MSNBC is still trying to ban him from the debate, which makes no sense. Just let him participate, it's not like it'll make a difference in the voting anyway.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Joe Gibbs retires

Oh noes.

WASHINGTON -- After the toughest season of his Hall of Fame career, one that tested his leadership like never before, Joe Gibbs is stepping down.

He retired as coach and team president of the Washington Redskins on Tuesday, three days after a playoff loss ended an inspirational late-season run that followed the death of safety Sean Taylor. Do you want to know more?

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Man Tasered For Filming Warrantless Police Search

Another daily dose of a taser... this time cops say it's because the camera "could be used as a weapon."

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Ohio Election Workers Sentenced to 18 Months for Rigging the 2004 election

Holy shit, I almost overlooked this article!

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U.S Emblem Changing From An Eagle To A Condom.

"The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."

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