Friday, December 7, 2007

Sorceress Jailed After Using Eggs and Underpants

A 69 year old woman has been jailed for 20 days for using eggs and underpants in an attempt to break a man from a lethal curse. I think the real crime is not that an old woman is in jail or that a man may or may not still be cursed but that he had to part with a pair of underwear and how many eggs did he have to get? If it was a carton, that's like $6 right there. Then there's the urine sample, but who cares about that, he had to pay her and buy the eggs. I hope she fucking fries.

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