Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Road House 2

His son also hates guys that used to fuck guys like him in prison...

Saturday, July 28, 2007


It had to come to this. Somebody called me, left a gibberish voicemail, then left an ignorant as hell text message. Their number is 443-844-1421... they really need to stop being a fucking coward and just answer the phone. I've tried calling them. I've tried texting them. They won't respond. So the only way I possibly finding out who called me is by posting the number in a public place. Yeah, I'm an asshole. :)

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

That's why they went bankrupt!!


Let this be a lesson to all those interested in starting up a mobile phone company: If you make bill paying too hard for your customers, they won't pay their bill!

But how dumb does one have to be to not understand the method of bill payment?

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Ampd Mobile to Shut Down on July 24 at 12:01am

Sweet. I hope I get many sales from former Amp'd customers. I'm smiling ear to ear, baby.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Screamin' Beans

I don't care what you think, I like it when my food is personified.

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

BP to dump more toxins in Lake Michigan

Yep, that's right. BP is polluting the Great Lakes and they don't even care. Lets grab their CEO and sail him into the middle of Lake Michigan and shoot him in the head at point blank range. Fuck BP.

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Friday, July 13, 2007

Monday, July 9, 2007

The strangest car doors you'll ever see! [PICS + VIDEO]!

Nevermind those gullwing and suicide-style doors, this 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII concept car has the coolest doors you've ever seen -- and not only are they power, they disappear too!

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Sunday, July 8, 2007

Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree

Man sees tree. Man sees bank. Man becomes tree. Man robs bank. Man can't run away because he's a tree.

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