Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Microsoft Surface: Balls Deep in Originality.

Just what I need, a multi-touch screen table! I just think it would be cool if it could also fit in my pocket, play songs and videos, have a built in phone, and range in price from $499 to $599!

What original idea will Microsoft think of next!!!!

Playground Fun [PIC]

lol suggestive imagery

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Ban the Bulb!

Sometimes an idea seems almost too good to be true. But this one is not. If there was a worldwide shift from incandescent light bulbs to compact fluorescents, the drop in electricity use would permit us to close 270 coal-fired (500-megawatt) power plants that are contributing enormously to climate change.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Come to Baltimore, Rehab!

I'm demanding that Rehab come to Baltimore.

Help out this cause by demanding them too!

Let's demand Jim's Big Ego too while we're at it...

Snakes on a plane and bees in the engine!

A wild and crazy guy (no, not Steve Martin) tries to get over 700 snakes on a plane. Where's Sam Jackson when you need him?

And then, on a different plane, a swarm of bees clogs up one of the engines!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Bozzys from Around the World

I'm bored. I once posted about other Bozzys, but that was back in Web 1.0... this is Web 2.0 and you know what that means! YouTube! So I started searching YouTube for "Bozzy", because deep down I'm really vain... and my quest for competition is impetuous.

So the first one is some Bozzy dancing. Keep watching he gets better.

I lied, but this next one is a junior Bozzy who made a movie about himself. This kid seems to have a large number, I'd say 18 million, of videos up on YouTube.

This one is a dog named Bozzy. Cute.

Next up, Bozzy's feet. This is fucking Oscar material.

These are actually Bozzies. Sorry.

WTF. Seriously, what the fuck?

"Lax it up, Bozzy." Whatever the fuck that means.

and finally, while this video has really nothing do with a Bozzy (other than that it was posted by someone named Bozzy), I thought it was really, really cool. Okay, maybe not that cool.

So there you have it. Bozzy's from Around the World. Strange enough that you'd think it was another dimension.

Til next time, keep doing whatever it is that you're doing.

It's funny because I work there.

So I work in a mall. A fairly mismanaged mall. They used to have a customer service desk, you know, where customers go to get serviced and also buy mall gift cards and whatnot... Well they shut that down. Most malls have stores that go out of business, well we have those too, but our mall shuts down the customer fucking service desk... and then replaces it with...


A gum ball machine. Let me repeat myself. A FUCKING GUM BALL MACHINE.

That's right, mall management is basically treating it's shoppers like gerbials.

Now watch this live action Simpsons intro:

Thursday, May 17, 2007

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: News IÂ’'d Like to F@#k

NILF hunter Samantha Bee gives us a steamy tour of the hotties that populate the 24-hour news channels. Is Fox the "Spice Channel" of news networks? [warning: may be NSFW]

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Top 10 Mike Tyson Moments

Found this on YouTube, it's hilarious. Watch it.

What a clown.

How Often Should You Have Sex?

"If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says. ----------

There's something incredibly unwholesome about getting sex advice from Oprah...

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Edward Norton is The Incredible Hulk!

Edward Norton has signed on to play Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk which is due in theaters in June 2008.

"Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of the most versatile actors in the business. His ability to transform into a particular role makes him the ideal choice to take on the character of Bruce Banner/The Hulk. Edward is perfectly suited to bring one of the most popular and important Marvel icons to the big screen in a new and exciting way." --Kevin Feige, President of Production, Marvel Studios.

The film unfolds with Bruce Banner on the run while racing to find a cure for his situation (his hulkness?) before his pursuers capture him.

Liv Tyler and Tim Roth have also signed on. Filming is scheduled to begin next month.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Bruce Willis Tells Hollywood To Shut Up

"I don't think my opinion means jack shit, because I'm an actor. "Why do actors think their opinions mean more because you act? You just caught a break as an actor. There are hundreds - thousands - of actors who are just as good as I am, and probably better. "Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor's mouth lately?"

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Simply Google

Everything Google has done, all on one page. I'm a dork.

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Friday, May 11, 2007

Alltel sucks

They advertise everywhere, but I've entered in zip codes from all over the country and they always respond with:

"Sorry, we do not offer any service in ZIP code xxxxx"

From what I gather, it's only available in Florida. They need to work on this.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Mac Vs PC; South Park Style

Bush: “I’m the Commander Guy”

Because apparently, "in Chief" was too hard to say... How about we save him the trouble of even saying "Commander", and just have him say "I'm the Guy"? But then he might get confused as to why "Guy" is still capitalized and just might drop that word altogether and go around spouting "I'm the" and then pausing for a bit...

You know what, that would be cool.

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Oh crap, we have a video.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Digg is out of control

Some moron(s) found the hex code for HD-DVDs and now Digg is being overwhelmed (oops I meant "pwned") with traffic. Thanks assholes. Where am I supposed to get my news now? Fark?!

Somebody digg this.