Sunday, January 7, 2007

Funny Mall Memo

Mall management handed out this memo today to all employees, it was about 25 pages long, and on the 24th page was the following:

During and earthquake, keep calm, use common sense and follow the recommended guidelines. Stay clear of all skylights and stay out of the food court (emphasis by me). Get under a sturdy table, bench, or in a doorway or corner. The greatest hazards are from objects that are falling from outdoors. Stay inside! If you are outside, get into the open away from power lines. As soon as the quake is over, the Management Office will set in motion the necessary measures to secure the shopping center.

I love General Growth malls.