Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Friday, January 26, 2007

Duke Nukem Forever

Yes, 3D Realms is supposedly still working on the next Duke Nukem. How can a game take over a decade to produce? It better be good when it comes out in 2020. I won't buy it for any more than 20,000 Yen.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Zod 2008

With the field for the 2008 presidential nominations already crowded with the likes of Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama, someone else, and your mom... General Zod has decided to form his own presidential exploratory committee.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Sprint Sucks

Sprint refuses to cancel the cellphone service of a reader's dead brother. The most they'll "bend" for reader M is to "put the account on vacation," at $5.95 a month.

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Monday, January 15, 2007

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Alright.

Where the fuck did winter go? 60 degrees at 9:30 PM in JANUARY?!?

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Alligators aren't great pets

If you ever wondered if things go wrong at those alligator shows, the answer is yes.

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Fugitive Caught After Checking His Myspace Page

Let this be a lesson... if you are running from the law, sometimes it's best to forget about those social networking websites.

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Parking isn't that hard people

Guy takes up two spaces, and another guy trys to park his car one of them. I'm not sure who is more stupid, but the second guy at least left a note!

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Apple says Cisco lawsuit is "silly"

"The latest round in the iPhone v. iPhone dance-off comes from Apple spokesman Steve Dowling, who was quoted as saying the Cisco lawsuit is "silly" and that several companies are already using the term iPhone for VoIP products."

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LOL

If you do not upload the images again, I might have to contact my lawyer!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Perfect place for a snack

A few lions decide to feast in the middle of a road...

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And I lied about not posting anymore today.

Ho Ho What?

I think I posted enough for today, but I will post one more and it's not mine:

Here's something my dad wrote.
(I meant to post this earlier, but I was busy with T-Mobile)

Ethan Albright Strikes Back

Nothing like a satirical battering of John Madden...

Brits got it wrong; Milk and Tea dont mix

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Drinking tea can reduce the risk of heart disease and stroke but only if milk is not added to the brew, German scientists said Tuesday.


Eww, who puts milk in tea?

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The Unedited Lynching.

Since you asked for it... okay, well you didn't, but I'm posting it anyway. Here's the video of Saddam's hanging.

Cisco Sues Apple Over iPhone

Interesting development from yesterday's announcement. But seriously now, when you put an "i" before any noun, you always associate that as an Apple thing. But Cisco did trademark the name and their product is currently on the market, whereas Apple's is not, so Apple may have to change the name.

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Man's wallet returned after 62 years

If only you could apply some sort of compound interest...

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Sunday, January 7, 2007

Funny Mall Memo

Mall management handed out this memo today to all employees, it was about 25 pages long, and on the 24th page was the following:

During and earthquake, keep calm, use common sense and follow the recommended guidelines. Stay clear of all skylights and stay out of the food court (emphasis by me). Get under a sturdy table, bench, or in a doorway or corner. The greatest hazards are from objects that are falling from outdoors. Stay inside! If you are outside, get into the open away from power lines. As soon as the quake is over, the Management Office will set in motion the necessary measures to secure the shopping center.

I love General Growth malls.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Holy crap, it's 2007.

And I'm four days late.

The mailman yelled at me this morning.

Yeah, she's a bitch... I mean, who cares if one of our cars is blocking our mailbox... get out of your car and deliver our mail, you fucking psycho.

I'm complaining. I'm really gonna do it this time.

Accidents at home...

Study shows that the majority of accidents occur at home. Everybody watch this, it's a good laugh.