I know a girl from Baltimore

Nothing like a good ol' Friday night Hangin' .

So what is going on with you all? Tell me or I be thrown into a vast pit of despair and depression and I'll never sell another phone again! Okay maybe that was an exaggeration.

Yes, it's true and be wary of your fellow pastafarians.

40 foot tall tree cut down in the middle of the night . I hope it fit in the guy's living room, because it probably wouldn't have fit in his yard.