Saturday, December 31, 2005

2006

Happy new year everybody.

It's late. I just got home. I'm tired.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Hey, what's in the fridge?

Jello?! Lunchables?! Sunny D?!

ALRIGHT!!!!

Merry Christmas 2005!

What shiney new things did I receive this year?

Hammer pants, hammer pants, and oh yeah, hammer pants.

Ok seriously, I got stuff. Maybe you'll find out, maybe you won't.

Okay.

Btw, the Redskins won yesterday.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Dungy boy takes own life?

ESPN.com news services
Dec. 23 A medical examiner's preliminary report Friday confirmed that the 18-year-old son of Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy took his own life, although the cause of death will not be determined for four to six weeks.

Dr. Jacqueline Lee released the findings and said there was no evidence of foul play. Lee ordered a toxicology study, and until it is finished the cause and manner of James Dungy's death are listed as pending. Do you want to know more?


Dude, it was only 1 game, and the Colts already clinched home field advantage; don't make football games a matter of life and death.

/condolences to the Dungy family

Brad Renfro arrested in Skid Row drug sting

Brad Renfro arrested and spends several hours in jail until released on a $10,000 bond.

Apparently yacht thievery was not enough for Mr. Renfro, he wanted to up the anty with a CDS possession charge.

Are we still giving out darwin awards for 2005 or do I have to wait for 2006?

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Cowboys really suck

They are so Defenseless. 35-7. A 28 point victory.

The Colts lost, but so what, Redskins are in 2nd place!

Friday, December 16, 2005

Someone stole a BABY JESUS!!!

A 70 year old woman in Arkansas stole a baby jesus! That's one badass grammy!

Think this is just an Arkansas thing? It's in Virginia too. And South Africa. OHIO. Florida. Oregon. Tennessee. Texas. Alabama. England.

Okay I'm tired of going through Google News, let's just say there is NO PLACE where a baby Jesus is safe! Muahahahahahaha!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

7 Days Torn show this Saturday

William Ira Cargo - The Best Grandfather Ever!

RIP
Feburary 27, 1917 - December 13, 2005
William Ira Cargo


Grandpa, you died on a Tuesday. You were 88 years young. I miss you already. Holidays just will not be the same without you around. Rest in peace, Grandpa.

If anybody wants to know more about him:
Cargo, William Ira (b. 1917) — also known as William I. Cargo — of Florida. Born in Detroit, Wayne County, Mich., February 27, 1917. Served in the U.S. Navy during World War II; Foreign Service officer; U.S. Ambassador to Nepal, 1973-76.

Here is the paid death notice from the NY Times:
CARGO-William Ira (Bill). Age 88, on Tuesday, December 13, 2005, of Columbia, MD. Beloved husband of Margaret ``Margot'' Grace Ludwig Cargo for more than 67 years, died at the Gilchrist Center for Hospice Care in Baltimore, MD, following a brief illness. He is survived by one son, David Paul Cargo; one daughter, Ruth Cargo and three grandchildren, all of Columbia, MD. Services will be held at Shaw Funeral Home, Lehman Chapel, 205 N. Elizabeth St, Bellevue, MI, on Tuesday, December 20, 2005, at 2 pm. Interment to follow at Riverside Cemetery, Bellevue, MI. A memorial service will be held at the Vantage House, 5400 Vantage Point Road, Columbia, MD, on Saturday, January 21, 2006, at 1:30 pm. In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made in William's honor to Doctors Without Borders USA, PO Box 1856, Merrifield, VA 22116-8056, and the Hospice of Howard County, 5537 Twin Knolls Rd, Suite 433, Columbia, MD 21045; (410) 265-0075. For information, Witzke Funeral Homes, Inc, 5555 Twin Knolls Road, Columbia, MD, and Shaw Funeral Home, Battle Creek, MI.
Published in the New York Times on 12/19/2005.

Monday, December 12, 2005