Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Quote of the Day

"I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." -Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, to a Harvard audience.

Interesting.

Of course, he also was blatantly for racial profiling.

Meh.

200 Questions

Got this from Ryan...

National Lampoon's Space Vacation

Come on, you know they'd make that movie if something like this is commercialized!

Yay! More work for Chevy Chase!

Monday, September 27, 2004

That 108 year old man is smoking!

GREAT FALLS, Mont. - A 108-year-old man has taken up smoking again, encouraged by gifts of cigars from as far away as London.

Retired railroad worker Walter Breuning spoke at his birthday party Tuesday of how he reluctantly quit smoking cigars at the age of 99 because he couldn't afford them.

After his story was widely distributed, the Great Falls man heard from people like the English cigar fan who sent two Havanas. More...


I guess he'll get the lung cancer at 110.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

Shaun of the Dead

I saw this last night, not sure what genre to call it. It starts out as a comedy, but then turns into a gorefest zombie movie. Which is a good thing, it's one of the best zombie movies, simply because of the way it starts out. When the outbreak starts, the characters don't take it seriously...which is pretty true...I mean, if you saw an undead thing in real-life, wouldn't you just laugh at it? Then of course by the end of the day, you'd be scared as hell, but in the beginning you'd think it was funny. A lot use humor as a coping mechanism. But the characters also didn't take the undead seriously, as they were pretty undead themselves. Not living, mearly exisiting.

This movie has some really funny scenes, and some nice gore. If you like those, then see it. If not, then you're a zombie.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Bigger Breast Songs

Never thought I would ever say those three words...
"I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!" I know you wanna know more...


Oh yeah baby, 2 centimeters.

Friday, September 24, 2004

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Ladder 49 looks retarded

"What makes firefighters run into a burning building, when everybody else is running out? Courage is the answer." -John Travolta in the preview

Really? Courage? NO WAY! I've never heard that one before!

OF COURSE COURAGE IS THE ANSWER, NINCOMPOOP.

I do not intend on seeing this, I didn't think Backdraft--as great as it was-- deserved a sequel.

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers

This movie was originally titled "Lady Killers", but that would have been a terrible name, not to mention it's too similar to a Tom Hanks movie. They went with "Gold Diggers" for some reason, but "Stupid Criminals" would have worked too...or maybe not, what do I know.

Will Friedle and Chris Owen are the two dumbest criminals alive, and their plan is to marry these two seemingly rich old women, then kill them and collect their money. Only guess what? The two rich old women are planning on marrying the said stupid criminals, take out a life insurrance policy on them, then kill them. Don't worry, I didn't give anything away.

There's a few funny scenes, but overall, this is a renter.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Fun with Bots IV

I think I broke the bot.

wIttYbAsTAD (11:00:51 PM): what an attitude
SmarterChild (11:00:51 PM): What an OBJECTPHASE indeed.

I got it to say OBJECTPHASE, which seems to be a variable the program uses...so I broke SmarterChild.

Horray for being bored.

Saturday, September 18, 2004

Laura Bush jails grieving mom

A woman wearing a T-shirt with the words "President Bush You Killed My Son" and a picture of a soldier killed in Iraq was detained Thursday after she interrupted a campaign speech by first lady Laura Bush. More...


Can somebody point out the fucking crime here?

Wearing a tshirt that says "President Bush You Killed My Son" is not a crime.

Interupting a speech is also not a crime.

Unless this grieving mother attacked Laura Bush, then there was no reason to JAIL her.

Fucking cunts.

Can't make this up

Macaulay Culkin is in jail.

But guess why before reading for more. Then comment with your guess. Then check and see if you guessed correctly!

YES!!! Everything does have to be a game with me! OK! FUCK YOU!

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Gnomdex 2004

No, I am not going to Gnomedex. Yes, that does make me a loser. I suck too.

I'll get there eventually, whenever it comes even remotely close to the east coast. CA just isn't very cost-effective for me. Again, I'm a loser and I suck.

Monday, September 13, 2004

Bush turns his back on law enforcement

Bush lets the assault weapons ban expire.

This will make the job of our nation's law enforcement tougher.

How could Bush turn his back on his country's police?

UPDATE
MSNBC just mentioned that Bush thought the weapons ban was necessary, so I guess this makes Bush a flip-flopper.
ANOTHER UPDATE
"Ashcroft: 'It is my understanding that the president-elect of the United States has indicated his clear support for extending the assault weapons ban, and I will be pleased to move forward with that position.' [Confirmation Hearing, Senate Judiciary Committee, 1/17/01] More...

Holy Buckingham Palace, Batman!

Don't ask why, but Batman scaled the fence at Buckingham Palace. Next week: Spiderman climbs the Eiffel Tower.

Thursday, September 9, 2004

A girl Worrell twirls a squirrel

This is a classic, thanks Rich.
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Uh oh! Falling kids!

Windsor Mill, MD (WJZ) A Baltimore County student is in critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving school bus near Windsor Mill. MORE...


It's official, kids are stupid.

No Boys Allowed

FORT MEADE, Md. - The Anne Arundel County school board has voted to block Fort Meade sophomore Jarrod Davis from playing another year on the girls' field hockey team.

Last year, he and his older brother Joshua made county history by becoming the first boys to join the team. Joshua has graduated but Jarrod had hoped to play a second season.

The county's athletic coordinator says a gender restriction was needed because boys would dominate the game. MORE...


Why would a boy want to play girls field hockey? Because he sucks at boys field hockey and he needs to build up his ego.

Boring No More

Boring, MD (WJZ) There's new information about an accident involving a train in Baltimore County.

Police say a car driven by 34 year old Arno Zimmer II collided with a CSX train and was dragged 700 feet.

The accident happen around 11 a.m. Wednesday morning in Boring near the intersection of Byerly Road and Old Hanover Road. MORE...


Quite an event for Boring, MD!

Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Lego Relativity

This is the coolest thing ever done with Legos. And trust me, I know my Legos.

And this is also cool, although not nearly as cool as the other one.

Tuesday, September 7, 2004

Suspect Zero

Okay, remember that episode of The X-files? No, I don't have a specific one in mind, but after you see this film, you can't help but think, "Was this on an X-files episode"? Aaron Eckhart plays Mulder and Carrie-Ann Moss plays Scully and they are in New Mexico trying to find el chubacabras a guy named Suspect Zero, played by Ben Kingsly. But we'll call him Skinner for the hell of it.

So Skinner goes around killing people, and Mulder and Scully get sent to New Mexico to track him down...only they realize, well Mulder first, then the skeptical Scully, that Skinner is really only killing serial killers, and it is because of this fact that makes him darn tootin' impossible to catch! For you see, he has no pattern, Mulder proclaims.

Breaking news, if Skinner always leaves behind a circle with a line through it, then he has a FUCKING pattern.

All in all, this is kinda entertaining, if you just had a lobotomy... otherwise, stay up late and catch "The X Files" on FX or SciFi, whichever plays it now anyways.

Friday, September 3, 2004

Wicker Park

I think this is the best Josh Hartnett movie ever. I was never really big on him, but he just has an amazing performance in this love triangle movie. And he's not the only one who shines; Matthew Lillard (who is very underrated), Rose Byrne, and Diane Kruger are stellar as well. The movie just builds and builds and builds and the payoff at the end is very well done. And adding "The Scientist" by Coldplay at the end is just icing on the cake. Ending a movie with Coldplay is just a sweet way to end a great movie. And it's not the first time it's happened. In "Igby Goes Down", they played "Don't Panic", and in "Confidence" they did it with "Clocks". Gosh, it seems like it's becoming a cliche, but I don't even care.

Check out "Wicker Park", please.

Thursday, September 2, 2004

Befuddled Befido'd

I've been a dog owner for going on four years, and I still can't get over the fact that they, as great of a sense of smell as they have, insist on sniffing each other's asses. You think the smell would bother them, but apparently that's how they tell each other apart or something. I wonder what it would be like if it was acceptable for humans to do that...

Wednesday, September 1, 2004

Fun with Bots III

wittybastad (5:23:26 PM): I'm Rick James, bitch!
SmarterChild (5:23:27 PM): Would you like me to call you Rick James?
wittybastad (5:23:30 PM): yes
SmarterChild (5:23:31 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Rick James.
wittybastad (5:24:52 PM): who am i?
SmarterChild (5:24:52 PM): Rick James!

That's right.