Tuesday, June 29, 2004

The Terminal

Wow, this Spielberg film kinda came out of no where. It seems like he was just spending years working on AI and nothing else...now he's pumping shit out again. Only The Terminal isn't really shit...it's not a gem, it's kinda too cute, but there's some funny scenes. Nothing requiring the big screen.

I thought it was odd that Tom Hanks was playing a Russian character, and I kinda thought it would be hard to believe that he wasn't an American, but then again, this is Tom Hanks, he can do everything.

Plot wise, The Terminal is basically Cast Away set in an airport. I think that explains everything. It's cute, sometimes too cute, but the supporting cast, most notably the Indian janitor, are hilarious.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11

I saw Michael Moore's excellent new documentary today. I thought if I waited til Monday it wouldn't be as crowded, with it being a work day and all. I mean, I saw it at 2pm, and the theater was packed like it was a Friday. That should say something about how important this movie is, or maybe it just says a lot of people don't have jobs. Who knows...

So what did I think? Is this movie mostly "lies" and "liberal propoganda"? Nope. I dare somebody, anybody to try to point out the lies. There's no buying a gun at a bank in this movie. It's not lies. Moore uses Bush's own words.

I did think he put too much of a focus on Flint, Michigan. I know that's his hometown, but if he wanted to localize the issue, he should have chosen a city he was not from. But other than that, I loved it.

Anybody that bashes this film before seeing it is a fucking fool. You need to see this. This film was released at this time for one reason and one reason only: to influence the coming election. It should play in the theaters all the way to November 7th.

Everybody needs to see this film. Hopefully every theater will not enforce the R rating like the one in the picture. Then even more people will see what Bush really is.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

How can I say it's hot?

It's hotter than the devil's balls. And more humid than...

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Typing is not just for fingers

Type your username with your...

Nose: bozzt
Elbow: nb poxyh
Tongue: 7 6,mg [yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck]
Chin: bvlkyt
Feet: bnoxzxyu
Back of Your Hand: g00de8y
Palm: bg09sxzsz76

To the activity log and beyond!

I'm bored so I think I will go look up what people are trying to search for on my site...

query for 'Indians burn down their own homes
query for 'slogan'
query for 'donnie darko'
query for 'how do i get good abs?' [2]
query for 'stipler 2.0' [3]
query for 'Charlez'
query for 'vinny jones'
query for 'Peter Griffin: "Hey look everyone, it's Tupac back from the dead!"
query for 'chickory'
query for 'diode'

there's more, but I think those are the funny ones. and I'm not _that_ bored.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Bush in his own words

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."

Want more? You'll have to wait for the movie, I hear Bush portrays his character so well, he's gonna be up for an Academy Award for Best Actor.

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

Night on the Town

Tonight was eventful. Julia and I went down to downtown Baltimore to Fletcher's bar, where the band, Matt Nathanson was playing, and John aka "freedomtickler" is their bassist..and also an active member of my online forums. So yeah, I have now met 3 people off the dang ol' internet. 4, if I ever take a roadtrip to Blacksburg, Va, hehe. Kevin, this should happen soon. :-)

Anyhoo, the music was awesome. The bar was hot as hell, shit, fuck, younameit. I was sweating bullets. Seriously. But it was fun.

Now, here's where it got interesting. Julia calls her boyfriend Josh so he can come down and chill with us, we walk back to the parking garage to my car, only to find that it's locked. Yup, it was closed. Luckily some other people had the same predicament, and they called the garage people (haha, garage people) and they let us in and then let us out with our cars.

So...we decide to go get coffee at some place in Laurel. Julia and Josh drive off and John's in my car. I got lost trying to get out of downtown. It's like a fucking maze. It was bad. I even drove the wrong way down a one-way street, that was very exciting! It was such a blast. Around this time, we called Josh's cell phone and decided it was too late (it was already like 1:20am) to hang out, so I just drove John back to his hotel. Which I thought would have been a problem, but it wasn't. It was just a little ways down 295 South.

I dropped him off, then went home, and here I am talking to you. I'm so fucking tired right now, this entry probably makes no sense, but who the fuck cares.


Mr Philip Makosana,



You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don’t know me personally. I am Mr Philip Makosana, the first son of Late Joseph Makosana, who was murdered in a land dispute in Zimbabwe. I got your contact through an internet trade directory here in Italy and I decided to contact you. I do not know your person but I relied on faith to see me through.

Black war veterans claiming to be farmers, invaded my father’s house on April 16, 2000 at about 6.32am in Macheke/Virginia district and murdered my father because of his insistence that white farmers be allowed to retain their farm lands despite the recently introduced land reforms “Act” in Zimbabwe by the head of state, Sir Robert Mugabe. Until his death he was the vice president of the Zimbabwean Farmers’ Union (ZFU). It took us so long to contact you because we had to wait for the appropriate time to do so. (The reason I will explain to you in details later on.)

Before his untimely death, he had deposited the sum of Nineteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars (US$ 19,500,000.00) This money was deposited in a box as family valuables to avoid demurrage from the security company. This fund was meant for the purchase of new machinery and agro-allied chemicals for the new farms acquired in Swaziland.

This land problem came when our President, Sir Robert Mugabe introduced a new land act “Modus Operandi” reform which wholly affected the rich white farmers. A lot of people were killed because of this land reforms “Act” of which my late father was one of the main targets. My father was solely targeted because of his support for the white farmers.

Based on this, my family had to spread out; I am now in Italy with my brother as refugees while my mother and my younger sisters are living in South Africa as refugees as well. We decided to contact you to assist us in transferring this money to your account in your country or any part of the world for investment as the monetary/investment laws of South Africa and Italy prohibits refugees from running bank accounts or be involved in any transaction/investment. Based on this, we contacted you hoping that you will assist us with this transaction in the name of God.

As the only educated son, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine and an honest person who will assist us in transferring this money out of South Africa without the knowledge of my country(Zimbabwe) government who are bent on taking everything my late father had after confiscating all his farmlands and investments in Zimbabwe and Swaziland. We are absolutely left with nothing except the money I talked about previously.

For your kind assistance, my mother and I are offering you 20% of the funds after the successful transfer of the funds to your account .5% will be set aside for any expenses that might result in the process of this transaction, while 75% will be for my family which will be used for investment in your country under your direction as we do not know anything about investments.

Please contact me through my e-mail addresses indicated above if this proposal is of interest to you, while I implore you to maintain absolute confidentiality required in this transaction. If not, then I humbly apologise for this infringement on your privacy.

Yours truly,

Philip Makosana.

A hobbit keeps using my shower

For some reason unbeknownst to me, every time I go to shower, the showerhead is on the lowest setting, it's like a 3 foot midget or dwar, whom we shall call Frodo, is using my bathroom. It's really starting to creep me out. So if you're out there, Frodo, stop using my bathroom. Thanks.

Monday, June 7, 2004

Are we safer?

Well, are we safer without Ronald Reagan? Yes, yes we are.

Sunday, June 6, 2004

Holy crap, I forgot all about it

I've been so busy I completely forgot to post about my two year anniversary of blogging.

Okay, bye.

Hey, I have been BUSY.

I'm really fucking tired of being pulled every which way and then accused of ignoring people when I don't hang out. Everyone fucking does this to me and it's kinda fucking impossible to devote my time to everybody. Not to mention it's pretty selfish of people to make those demands of people.

Look, I love ya all, but I can't always post here, on the forums, or even hang out, but it doesn't mean I don't like you anymore. I haven't been ignoring people's messages-- I get home late and check them, and a lot of time, the person has signed off, so I go to bed, then I obviously forget in the morning. I'M SORRY. I'M A BAD PERSON. I DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE.

I'm sorry if any of you have felt ignored, I really am, what else more am I supposed to do; get down on my fucking knees?

I think I'm going to have to make a long post about everything that has been going on in the past few months, but I just don't know where to begin. So it may still be awhile. Sorry. I'm a shithead.

The OJ Interview

I didn't get a chance to watch The OJ Interview, because I've been hella busy as of late (and it's been pissing off some of my friends), but even if I had the time, I don't think I watch anything with his sorry black murderous ass in it. They should fucking edit him out The Naked Gun and whatever other movies he got his sorry self in. He's a fucking wife beater and oughta be castrated. I mean, putting him on TV just goes to show that NBC really is desperate for ratings. What, they couldn't find Donald Trump? I bet he could have bragged about how fucking rich he is. That would have been more entertaining then to watch a fucking guy who got away with murder because he successfully played the role of innocent black man who's been dealt a bad life by racist white people.

OJ, you're a damned fool.

Friday, June 4, 2004

Ender's Game

My friend Alex read this book recently and now I'm reading it, and it's fucking awesome, and it's going to be a fucking awesome movie in 2006, directed by Wolfgang Peterson.

I'm only up to the fifth chapter (just started yesterday), but it's clear that The Matrix is not so original afterall. *rollseyes*

Wednesday, June 2, 2004


So I was talking to Jenna while playing with a lighter when I started to burn myself (for my own amusment of course), and she says "Don't do that, fire burns", which I quip back, "It does? Sweet, it is confirmed."

We get lots of stuff done. Really, we do.

Tuesday, June 1, 2004

There goes the figure

Academy Award-winning actress and all-around Pretty Woman Julia Roberts is pregnant with twins, according to published reports that were confirmed by her spokeswoman Tuesday morning. The 36 year-old actress, who is married to cameraman Daniel Moder, is expected to give birth early next year. Do you want to know more about her soon to be fatness?