Monday, May 31, 2004

Shrek 2

I never saw the original in the theaters, and I knew that I couldn't make that mistake a second time. This movie is not just a kids movie, and honestly, I shouldn't even need to say that. You should have already seen the first one, if you haven't, then you're lamer than lame.

Antonio Banderas, Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, John Cleese are hysterical and the cameos by Joan Rivers and Larry King are a fucking riot.

SHREK 2 IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

The Day After Tomorrow

Ever since I first saw the preview, I have been dying to see this. I'm just a big weather geek, really. Nothing more to it than that. I love movies about freakish weather. Just taking that into consideration, this movie doesn't disappoint, but the movie is just so damn stupid.

Nothing about the weather is stupid, it's that when the Sam character is in New York City with his classmates, they are watching the FOX5 DC news. In fact, even the people in Los Angelos were watching the DC local news. Looks like somebody only had enough money to use one overlay. Morons.

Then, Sam and his classmates need to raid an abandoned ship in the NYC streets for medicine, and out of nowhere, they have flashlights. They could have used those in the library when the power went out. But no, they forsaw the future.

This movie was good, but if you're not a weather junkie, then it's not required viewing. Basically it's a popcorn movie, but I didn't eat any popcorn.

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Well, I finally did it.

I finally emailed strongbad.
Dear Strongbad,
What is your favorite color? Try and make that one interesting. I don't think you can.

Anonymously,
James in MD


Now, will it be one of the ones replied to, of course not, but that's not the point. The point is that I finally emailed him.

I think you're hot.

Friday, May 21, 2004

What's wrong with me?

So I was at work and I see this lady carrying a bagel on a plate and what do you think the first thing that came to my mind? No, I it wasn't mmmm that is a tastey bagel. It was, I wonder what she'd do if I put some windex on it. Yes, windex. I really should stay at home.

But anyway, I think you're hot.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Don't have a horse, man

Bo Derek has a problem with eating horses, but I bet she could care less about cows. Horses are cute, cows are just stupid and lazy, so of course, that makes it okay to eat cow.

I don't have a problem with any of it. We're higher up on the food chain. It's called nature. Just don't slaughter Smarty Jones.

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Everything's better with bunnies

Ever wanted to see The Shining as a 30 second animated film, re-enacted by bunnies? No? Well too bad.

via Roger

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Bitch

Quit tryin to play me out like as if my name was Sega.

Gettin Regular

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Man, being busy has really gotten me out of my blogging rhythm. It's so weird seeing so few entries on my main index, my blog has pulled a Kevin, haha.

I think I should be more regular from now on.

Friday, May 7, 2004

Kids these days...

Is it me (and the stupid kids near me) or do kids these days assume way too much? I swear, they assume that I won't hit them with my car as they skate into the street or do something else that's equally stupid. They assume too much. Somebody teach them how to be aware of their surroundings.

No, I didn't kill a child, it's just that they're making it easy for me.

Tuesday, May 4, 2004

Is this thing on?

I've been real super duper busy I mean really really busy in the "life" department so I haven't had the time to "blog" like I used to. But I'll eventually get back into the blogging gear, just gotta take care of some issues around me first.

Just thought I would give y'all an update so you wouldn't think I died or something. I am still alive and kicking (and occasionaly screaming).

However, if I could do it over again, I would have killed more people.